Pixie Goblin was born on May 21st, 2014 to Chef Fernando "Pee Pee" Strongbottom of the Iron Asses of Wales and shortly adopted by King Bowser Bernard Koopa, Sr. On that fateful day when Bowser Junior didn't have anyone to play with, he asked his dad for a little brother, in which he responded by saying he couldn't due to him having an "insemination" (Whatever that means). Under pressured by his annoying, TRAIN-STEALING SON, he went and asked his personal chef, Chef Pee Pee, to make Junior a little brother like how the Powerpuff Girls were made except he should use stuff boys like. Chef Pee Pee said this was impossible, but Bowser insisted it was because he saw it on TV. He then left, leaving Chef Pee Pee with the seemingly impossible task. So, he threw in some boy items (baseball, video games, and a toy car) and finally, his own spit (EW!!!). At that final moment, Pixie Goblin was born with his first, inspirational words: "What's up dude?" Immediately, he wanted to know if Chef Pee Pee was his dad, which he responded with no. Confused and enraged at his lack of father figure, Pixie began to destroy anything he saw, slashing them IN HALF LIKE A BOSS! Eventually, Bowser came in, but only after Pixie was done destroying the kitchen. Seeing his not-hostle new son on the table, he said hi to him. In a loud voice, Pixie asked if he was his dad, in which he replied yes. They then hugged each other tightly, father and son. Suddenly, Junior came in to see his new brother. The two brothers then went to the playroom to play and break shit. However, even from the beginning, nothing was right with his life, because, shortly after, Junior was being greedy with his toy trains. Pixie wanted to play with the blue one, but Junior threw a fit and took it from him. Scared by his brother's sudden aggression, Pixie slashed Junior's arm off. There was blood on the couch that day.
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